10 things i want to do befor i die.

1. drink eggnog upside down.

2. reenact the entire cats musical in a small children's pool dressed as a shark.

3. un-bury all those paychecks i buried...

4. only have sex with prostitutes that are alive.

5. not get aids (see above).

6. fight a dragon, and come close to winning.

7. dodge at least nine bullets.

8. predict the end of the world. (must happen after i am dead).

9. become a wizard (must be able to cast fire spells). This would probably come in handy when fighting that dragon.

10. build a city out of pretzels and live in it for at least week.

11. marry the woman of my dreams (also made of pretzels, we met in the city i built).

I am reminded of an old mentors advice, 'If you believe in yourself Jonathan, you will succeed'.